Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-17-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:11.2 | Oh, shit. How are you? How's your week going? Oh, that's fantastic. I had oh my god. I'm going to sneeze when this one of those ones we just got to sit there and stare at something with your eye squinted, you know, |
| 0:27.8 | blinking sort of in an odd way. And then it goes away. |
| 0:31.6 | Whenever you announce, oh my god, I have to sneeze. You never do unless the sun is there and you can turn around and just stare down that demon. |
| 0:40.5 | You know, there's a new theory out there that, you know, for all these years, all these people praying to the sun god that the sun god is actually the devil hiding in plain sight. |
| 0:50.9 | You know, like every time they catch a serial killer, they're always like hiding in plain sight. Like where, where, where are the other ones? Are they off the grid? |
| 1:04.7 | They're all hiding in plain sight. They're in society. They are amongst us. |
| 1:10.4 | Would you come down from the fucking mountains like Bigfoot? |
| 1:15.4 | Hey, man. Can you, well, give me a blowjob? |
| 1:17.8 | All right, sort of an Elvis vibe. |
| 1:20.6 | I just want for the money to full to show sticky in the truck. And here we go. Sorry. |
| 1:27.9 | Anyway, yeah, that's always great. I've read something recently that the sun is not the sun. It's actually Satan, right? |
| 1:39.5 | That's it. You guys know full of shit when I go right. And the world is flat. |
| 1:46.2 | And he's going to cook us. That's what he's been trying to do all these years. So for all these years, he's been getting into these CEO's heads. |
| 1:58.4 | And just like, yeah, man, keep doing that. Turn on that mountain. Get the stuff that's in it. |
| 2:04.3 | The results of this by the time it happens, you'll be dead. Don't worry about it. |
| 2:11.0 | That's for the next generation to deal with. And now it's time to pay the tolls. And I blame the people that used your products after you |
| 2:19.6 | that were playing the game that you set up. |
| 2:23.0 | No, I didn't read anything that the sun was actually Satan. I had nothing to do with it. I tell you what is Satan. |
| 2:30.0 | Let's talk about Satan this week. First of all, Satanists, before I learned a long time ago, don't believe in the devil. They just believe in, you know, doing what feels good for themselves, which means not watching their children and doing blow three times a week. |
| 2:48.6 | Sorry, head to head plus. The kid was screaming and yelling on the background. You ever take a vacation and you don't feel rested at all? If that's the case, you're a dad. |
| 2:59.2 | Oh, I was going to tell you what's been dropped. Like, this is style of video. I think I've talked about it before. I alluded to it. You know what I mean? |
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