Monday Morning Podcast 8-21-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.
0:07.0	Monday Monday. La la la.
0:12.0	Wow, wow, wow, wow, August 21st.
0:16.0	Every other day, every other day of the fucking week I feel fine.
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:23.0	I would never understood that lyric every other day I feel fine.
0:26.0	You feel fine on a fucking Tuesday?
0:30.0	You know, I'm sick of Monday getting shit.
0:33.0	All right, you walk in, you're still half in the bag.
0:37.0	By the time you even realize you're at work, the fucking day's half over.
0:42.0	The day that used to kill me when I had the 925,
0:49.0	what a way to make a living, all right?
0:52.0	It used to work with Dolly Patton.
0:55.0	Oh, was she sassy?
0:57.0	The way she fucking turned that boss is goddamn slacks around.
1:02.0	Tuesday.
1:04.0	Tuesday.
1:06.0	Tuesday is the mother fucker.
1:08.0	Monday, like I'd say, you know what I mean?
1:10.0	Your head's still spinning.
1:12.0	You had a good time.
1:13.0	You little rest up on Tuesday.
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