Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-7-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2022
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about tribal morons, kid's habits, and a reality show house.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon. Just be for Friday |
| 0:06.0 | Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. That's all I'm doing nothing aggressive today |
| 0:13.5 | Just you know |
| 0:15.5 | Just hang out |
| 0:21.5 | Hey, I got a great way |
| 0:23.5 | Do you hate your job people? I'm gonna be a bit of a pitchman today. Hey, man. Do you hate your job? |
| 0:29.9 | Do you go in there thinking if I have to fucking walk through those goddamn doors one more time? |
| 0:34.5 | I think I'm gonna stick my head through the play class window |
| 0:38.0 | Like me back in the day when I said I'd make a pie. Hi, Rep. Fucking stealing from my own act here |
| 0:46.8 | Just tell people you have COVID |
| 0:50.6 | Get yourself 10 days off |
| 0:52.6 | You know two of those will be a weekend day |
| 0:56.4 | Just tell people you have COVID nobody asks to see the test result |
| 1:01.6 | Can't come in I got COVID you sounded all right. Yeah, I may symptomatic, but well you better stay home |
| 1:06.8 | I told you know if I got test nugget all they want to see is the negative test |
| 1:11.9 | Stay the fuck home |
| 1:13.9 | Sorry, just get back from from France. I |
| 1:16.9 | Guess COVID like how coagans pet pythons are running wild |
| 1:23.8 | What are you gonna do when COVID comes and gets you somebody told me hey if you get it man |
| 1:29.2 | Take they got a new drug out there man. It's called packs lov it and |
| 1:34.6 | I was like I'm not taking that shit and they said why not I |
| 1:40.5 | Said because it rhymes with the disease |
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