Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Bill rambles about soothsaying, wet vacs, and baseball.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday
0:12.0	July 11th
0:15.2	2022
0:17.2	to
0:18.4	2 how are you?
0:21.4	You doing alright man. It's fucking 6.13 a.m
0:25.5	Bill, what are you doing up so fucking early?
0:28.3	It's actually Sunday. Why am I up because for whatever reason I
0:34.5	Was laying in bed at I don't know what time five-ish
0:38.4	And one of my spoke smoke alarms. I don't know it just went
0:45.1	My wife wakes up. She's like oh my god. I think the battery's low at one of the smoke alarms
0:50.4	And I'm thinking like was that the smoke alarm or the house alarm?
0:53.6	You know, and then I got to lay there thinking of myself. Why did I stop going to the dojo and fucking
1:00.4	1999? Why did I only go four times?
1:05.0	You know I
1:07.0	Could go down there like passenger 57 and just handled this shit, but I stopped going
1:13.3	And then I was just up so I figured hey man
1:17.9	I'm up man. Fuck it. Why not fucking go out goddamn
1:21.9	Fucking garage
1:24.3	Knock out the podcast well, I can only do the first half of it because it's so early
1:28.3	I don't have I don't have your guys questions for the week
1:31.9	You know, were you asking me advice because you're too cheap to get a therapist?
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