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🗓️ 31 July 2015
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning |
0:08.1 | podcast just before Friday. |
0:11.4 | What's going on? How are you just checking it on you? You having a good week? You getting |
0:21.4 | along with people. Are they driving you nuts? Do you got somebody that you're not talking |
0:26.3 | to? I am not talking to that person. What a fucking waste of energy there. You know, |
0:32.2 | me times in my fucking life, I've been involved with not talking to somebody how much fucking |
0:38.2 | effort it takes to not look at somebody that you're not talking to in a goddamn room. |
0:44.1 | You know, so fucking weird to know somebody, know they're in a room and not fucking talk |
0:50.7 | to the fuck you can't even focus on the person you're talking to. It's weird because |
0:55.2 | if they were complete stranger, you wouldn't even notice them. Let's say at a nice rack, |
1:00.3 | or if you're an ass man like me, they got a nice ass, you know, you do that thing where |
1:03.1 | you kind of, you know, you look at around them like, I like your stretch it. So anyways, |
1:10.4 | what's going on with you guys? You know, it's Thursday, Thursday, lighten up, lighten |
1:14.1 | up. Just just fucking, you know, smooth out the bridges there. Whatever, build the bridges |
1:20.0 | there. What would have the fuck you say? Just walk up to somebody and say, listen, you |
1:24.0 | know what? Yeah, and I still think you're a cunt, but I'm still going to say a lot of |
1:29.4 | you because I'm sick of not saying a lot of you. So, hey, how are you? Oh, yeah, yeah, |
1:33.9 | that's good. Fuck off. No. You know, just leaving that option open because it doesn't |
1:39.0 | mean you can't cut somebody out of your fucking life either. Don't ever be afraid to do |
1:43.5 | that. Don't ever be afraid to treat somebody like a fucking tumor. I don't even know |
1:50.0 | what I'm saying, all this shit. I'm actually, I'm in a great fucking mood. All Billy Red |
1:55.4 | face has been fucking first time in my life. I've been working in Hollywood. 23 years. |
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