Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Adolf Easel, doing heroin and the Randy Johnson trade.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burnett's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 27th,
0:08.2	2015.
0:09.2	How's it going?
0:10.2	Oh, yeah.
0:11.2	Joe, July's almost over.
0:14.6	Where's the fucking summer going, kid?
0:18.8	Dude, you know what I want to get?
0:20.9	I want to get some of that fucking.
0:22.8	Now, who's that politician on the beer there?
0:25.6	Sam Adams, summer ale kid, right?
0:28.4	I drink the summer ale in the summer, right?
0:31.9	In the fall, I drink the one with the fucking cherries in it.
0:35.0	And then the rest of the time, I just drink their regular log.
0:40.6	What's up, everybody?
0:41.6	So, oh, Billy Redkicks, oh, Red Velvet here.
0:45.7	He's been trying to lose weight.
0:47.3	Bon appétit.
0:49.3	Let's go freckles.
0:51.2	You fucking douche go get a tan.
0:53.9	No wants to see your fucking pasty legs at the beach.
0:57.9	So, last week, I was supposed to be 180 pounds, but I was not in the fulfillment of a scale.
1:08.5	And by the way, somebody gave me shit.
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