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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Dentists that kill Lions, skateboarding and dicks in the locker room.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August

0:05.7

3rd, 2015. What's going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, why can you believe it's already August 3rd?

0:15.1

Where is the summer going? No need to fret everyone because now that we are in the golden

0:22.7

age of global warming, you know, right before all the bad shit happens, the great thing

0:27.3

is the summer goes right through to like October at this point. So there's still time to get

0:31.5

your beach body ladies and gentlemen. You know, it really helps with you. You ever just get depressed

0:41.3

at how quickly life is going by, how quickly time is going by. You know what really helps that

0:46.8

is if you're working towards something. I swear to God, not trying to get all fucking goofy here

0:52.7

and self help. I'm actually excited for August to end to get right through this month because

0:58.4

I know where I'm going to be because I've been I've been working out today. I stepped on the

1:06.3

scale and my goal was to get go for 180 to 177 drop my three pounds for the fucking week. I go to

1:13.2

the gym every day. It's just become what we like. And you know what I'll be a faii. Wow, you're going to

1:22.3

gym every day. You're cut. Woo. I got on the I got on the scale. Bappled lap up when I got out of

1:31.3

it. I got on the scale this morning and I weighed in at 176.4 or point. Foa is some people say in

1:44.9

Massachusetts or basically the New England area. 176.4 six ounces to spare. Pretty psyched about

1:55.2

that. What I did this week was I just kept eating the exact same way that I've been eating, which

2:01.9

is perfect as I know how to eat. You know, there's only so much you can read about nutrition.

2:08.0

You know, about good carbohydrates, what a good fats, bad fats, good cholesterol, bad cholesterol,

2:14.3

fucking glycerin, whatever, I just a glucose and all that shit. I just I just shut up. All right,

2:22.1

with your words, you know, I those fucking words don't excite me. They don't make me go, oh,

2:29.6

oh, what's the next sentence going to read? I got to figure out how to get excited about reading

2:34.0

about nutrition. You know, I just can't I cannot get into reading about nuts and berries. You don't

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