Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-26-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Bill rambles about getting old, nutrition, and whiskey. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.4	It's Bill Byrne.
0:04.2	It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.
0:10.1	And I am just checking in on you.
0:13.8	I'm not yelling it.
0:16.1	I'm in Houston right now and I have a, I got a show here in a couple of hours and you
0:19.8	know, Bill is, I am in an advanced age at this point.
0:24.8	You know, this how old I am.
0:27.2	I now qualify for something I never heard of before.
0:30.4	It's called AAAP, AARP.
0:34.2	I don't know what it does.
0:35.2	It's for old guys like me.
0:36.8	We're not 65.
0:38.3	We're 50.
0:40.0	And evidently I can now go to the movies for eight bucks.
0:45.2	I probably get a free side and met a mussel.
0:48.7	You know, maybe a little bend, too, but bend gay when I walk out, but I'm psyched.
0:53.4	So yeah, don't let anybody ever tell you that.
0:57.2	Get an old fucking sucks.
0:58.7	Okay.
0:59.7	Yeah.
1:00.7	It does.
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