Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast. For Monday, July 30th,

2018, what's going on? How?

I'm a little bit late here with this podcast.

You know, I was out there in Houston, Texas for two nights, and Dallas for one.

And I want to thank everybody that came out, and the weather was great. It wasn't that hot, you know?

I mean, it was hot, but it wasn't like Texas hot. We flew into Houston. I saw, you know,

nice green fucking grass, and that shit. I didn't realize Houston was right on the water.

I always thought you still had to drive like an hour before you get to the Gulf of Mexico. I don't

think I ever looked at that. I know a lot of you guys are going to be like, you fucking, you want

to hurt me, can't let you. No, I didn't. I didn't want to watch a bunch of people losing their houses.

Did you watch it with your fucking popcorn? Before there was that disaster, did you know that it's

sat right on the Gulf, unless you live there? That's actually, you know, something every time I go to a

a state, I kind of look where everything's positioned, and it's so fucked how like your brain remembers it.

Like I always thought Austin was in between Houston and San Antonio. Turns out it isn't.

It's just north, east to San Antonio on the 35. And then like, you know, fucking San

Antonio Houston, I don't kind of parallel with one another. And of course Dallas is all the way up

there on top. Dallas, Texas, where the heat is real and the titties ain't. I had an awesome time when

I was up there. And guess what? Guess what old Freckles has done? He hasn't drank this whole month.

Oh, did he want one last night, but he didn't. I'm going to, yeah, this is my new thing. I'm drinking

the way I smoke cigars once every 10 to 14 days. If I do that, if I do that alone, I will cut down

my drinking by at least 172%. No, I don't know what I would do. That's the game plan. So I got a

little little shindig August 7th. Then I go right back on the wagon until fucking, I'm going to try

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