Monday Morning Podcast 7-6-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Bill rambles about fireworks fatalities, women's soccer and Saddam Hussein talkin' smack.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burnett's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 6th,
0:08.2	2015.
0:09.2	How fucking I, yeah.
0:13.2	What's going on?
0:14.2	How was your weekend?
0:15.2	Did you have a good time?
0:16.6	Did you blow off your fucking fingers?
0:22.4	Did you enjoy the fourth of July?
0:24.6	You know, first of all, for right out of the gate, right out of the gate, I want to thank
0:28.4	everybody that did some dumb shit with fireworks and had the presence of mine to fucking make
0:35.4	a YouTube video out of it.
0:37.8	You know, so guys like me could just sit there.
0:39.8	I was laughing my ass off last night.
0:41.4	I went to bed and I was watching people shooting bottle rockets out of their ass, having
0:46.0	Roman candle fights, seeing somebody take one to the face.
0:49.4	Do you know some guy in Maine lit something off on top of his fucking head and he died instantly?
0:57.0	Well, like he lit off, they said some mortar or something fucking insane.
1:04.1	What kind of, you know, kind of a fucking asshole would do something like that.
1:08.8	He must have had it.
1:10.8	There's no way.
1:12.8	Everybody knows once you get up to anything like a pack of firecrackers on your head,
1:17.7	you like that's funny.
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