4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2019
⏱️ 110 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. |
0:13.0 | Just checking in on you. See now you see now you weeks going. You know you're almost there, especially now late this fucking podcast is I apologize. I had an early call today. |
0:25.0 | I had to do a scene walking around in my underwear. Oh, geez, it's just a movie clear the set. It comes off freckle balls. |
0:35.0 | Had a good time. Then I came in with Bobby Kelly. I did Ricky Jervais's podcast. I did Bobby Kelly's podcast from fucking up in the shed. |
0:48.0 | I did that. I'm just knocking out podcasts right and left. Huh? You think you think old freckle face was going to book a movie and and and he wasn't going to stay noticeable in the podcast game. |
1:02.0 | Whatever you kids saying, fucking Instagram. |
1:07.0 | By the way, I have a I have an account you guys got to follow this guy is fucking hilarious on Instagram. He gets footage of fights and then he does the commentating on it. |
1:17.0 | And this guy is fucking hilarious. Hang on a second here. I just sent it to somebody. One of them is this naked Asian dude, fucking fighting here. |
1:27.0 | Post is unavailable because it was deleted. Oh, Jesus. |
1:32.0 | Well, I guess that account came and went. Wait a second. All right. Here we go. Here we go. It's called crime faces providing best street commentary, putting a face and a voice to current events and street follow us. |
1:50.0 | The fucking whoever it is is really, really, really funny. They had to delete this one because I swear to God it was it was a it was these two Asian dudes and two black dudes and I don't know what the fuck went down. |
2:05.0 | This guy tried to say it was over some sort of food. I can't make it funny the way he did. But one of the guys for whatever reason was completely naked. |
2:13.0 | And the black dude knocks out the other dude first. For some reason leaves the naked dude. Now you think you'd want to do the naked guy first. Bam, not come out just so you don't have to fucking deal with the naked guy. |
2:27.0 | But he doesn't and then the naked guy squares off like he's wearing clothes. You know, if you ever wondered what you junk did while you were in a street fight. All the answers are all the questions are answered in this video. |
2:41.0 | But this guy. I don't know what happened. Some fucking asshole flagged it. You know, I understand if it's the guy who had his dick out. Then yeah, but you should watch it. They got he's got you know all kinds of like. |
2:55.0 | Just fucking hilarious commentary. Beyond the obvious. Oh shit. This guy really like it's you know, a lot of layers to it. Big fan big fan of that once you check it out. |
3:07.0 | I'd like to do that every once in a while. Just say shout out to fire you guys have some cool Instagram things to follow. |
3:14.0 | One person did watch the video. She just wrote back those puke emojis. Look at me. 2019. I'm on Instagram shout out. I'm talking about emojis. Jesus Christ. I'm ready to go to a fucking college undercover. Right? Like Jonathan Crire hiding out. I'm in my 50. So you know, at this point. |
3:36.0 | The guy in his 30s can fucking pretend to be a high school guy. Student right? I guess a guy in his 50s can pretend he said fucking grad student. |
3:44.0 | This summer bill burr is hiding out. Anyway, we are here in New York City. There is a heat wave everybody. |
3:54.0 | I got caught in this ridiculous down poor and I was going down to the fat black pussycat. Whatever however you supposed to say that politically correct right the plus sized African American. |
4:08.0 | I was just doing like 50 minutes in front of him and I walked out of my apartment and I was like, I think it's going to really fucking rain. I bought a raincoat just for this occasion. |
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