Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, July 15th, 2019.

Oh my God, the summer is half over.

It really isn't half over, but everybody considers that the summer is over in, um, at the end of August, like that's the end of it, like you're still in school, you know, like you can't put the boat in the water.

In September, what are you talking about?

This is the golden age of global warming.

You can fucking water ski to like October first.

Yeah, enjoy it.

Enjoy the warm water before it evaporates everybody.

That's what I say.

Get out there, put some gas in your boat.

Let that oil trickle out in the water, let them fish know that you were there.

You know, couldn't just do it like the Native Americans.

Couldn't just make a nice fucking little boat just paddle along nice and quiet.

Sneak up on a fucking badger or a fucking what's in the water?

Badger, one of those things they look like badgers, but they got flat tails.

Beaver, beaver.

Can't fucking do that.

I got me a, a two big Chevy big block outboard motors.

Get me up about 85 mile an hour.

Tell you what people get the fuck out of my way when I come in.

I come in doing like 30 miles an hour, bump your shit all up against the dock.

I don't want fucking what?

...