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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-14-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about malls, mustaches and fucking robots.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.4

It's Bill Burn.

0:03.4

It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm

0:09.5

just checking in on you.

0:11.5

What's going on?

0:12.5

How are you?

0:14.5

I'm fucking, I didn't want to get into it.

0:19.2

We're up to episode 10.

0:21.2

I have no life.

0:22.7

I'm trying to fucking, I'm trying to get in a quick workout before I go to work because

0:26.3

I am fucking right back up to where I was last year when I was like a buck 86, 187.

0:31.8

You know, it kills me.

0:33.5

I've been working out.

0:34.8

Why?

0:35.8

Do you work out?

0:36.8

You still put on work?

0:40.6

You know what is, it's late night.

0:41.6

I'm coming home, I'm eating like a fat chick, you know?

0:44.7

I'm eating like some sad fellow who doesn't like himself.

0:47.2

I just come home and I'm fucking fried.

0:49.2

I get home at like seven o'clock at night and I go, oh, fuck it.

0:54.5

That's what I say.

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