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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80's gyms and destruction of property.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 11th,

0:07.2

2016, what's going on? How are you?

0:12.0

Recorded this 6.01 PM on Sunday, July 10th. Still fucking light is hell out even though it's getting jacked by the J.

0:22.7

I'm in a great mood. I

0:24.7

think my sciatica is F. I think it finally went away.

0:32.2

Like 90 95% of it went away. That masseuse that I was seeing who was fucking amazing went to her again. She beat the shit out of me

0:41.4

and

0:42.4

Showed me this stretch for my leg, bro. I just lay on the floor put my leg up against the door jam

0:47.2

And it's been working fucking wonders for me

0:50.2

And I really feel like I'm gonna see her again next week. I just keep doing that stretch do all these other stretches

0:57.4

She was telling me all of this shit. I you know, I need to strengthen my obliques

1:01.5

Because it's putting stress on my lower back the whole fucking thing my back feels amazing and what's so great is my back has been fucked up for 30 years

1:10.8

You know I

1:12.8

Did a podcast this week not trying to drop any names, but Stone Cold Steve Austin

1:17.0

The Stone Cold and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so I did his podcast. He's a we talked for like two and a half hours

1:26.9

He's gonna turn it into I think a part one and a part two and

1:32.3

I was talking to him on that podcast how the first time I threw up my back the two times three times of my childhood

1:38.2

I threw up my back two of the times was was doing wrestling moves

1:41.9

All right, one was the figure for a leg lock which I've told you before that's the first time I threw up my lower back

1:48.9

Right and then trying to imitate Gary Valentine

1:52.9

This kid was trying to show me how to do it

1:54.8

He did it and everybody went nuts and he wouldn't fucking let me out of it because all the fourth graders started flipping out

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