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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about stadiums, his new special, and songs about boyfriends.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-11-16 - Bill rambles about hairy backs, 80’s gyms, and destroying property.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:18.0

Oh, hey, how are you? How's your week going? Is it?

0:25.4

Well, you know, it is the summertime month and you have to remember as much as the children on our vacation you are not you still have to work and you need to take

0:31.4

can I mean you're home. Remember the good old days you had kids, you just opened the door and just let them out.

0:37.0

Ah, yeah, I don't know, was it?

0:40.0

Stick your head out fucking around noontime.

0:46.0

Bobby, Cindy, Marsha!

0:52.0

And they come inside, they have sandwiches, they watch a little TV, until they drove you

0:58.9

nuts again, ah, gah, gah!

1:01.0

You just wait till the sun came down. I came in and you had three pieces of toast and on top of that you had chicken

1:09.8

all the king. That was a day. You know, I think that's how it went. That's how I remember it. That's how I remember the good old days.

1:23.6

By the way, when is, uh, when is my generation, the older generation,

1:29.4

gonna stop acting like we lived through a fucking war. All these kids today couldn't survive the

1:35.8

70s and 80s and somebody else is like, oh yeah you should see what we did in the

1:40.4

60s and 70s. What did you do? What did we do? We

1:46.7

fucking rode bicycles around? Why are we acting like we went out and

1:51.6

when we did like some sort of military operation?

1:54.4

We didn't fucking do anything.

1:56.0

This generation is living through a 20 year war right now.

2:01.2

People from their generation come back, PTSD and they're living underneath the bridge.

2:05.5

That didn't happen.

2:06.2

We had Vietnam vets.

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