Monday Morning Podcast 7-15-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Bill rambles about his staycation, the assassination attempt, and NYC's trash collection.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:05.3 | podcast for Monday! |
| 0:07.8 | July 15, 2024, geez, where's the summer going? |
| 0:18.0 | It's fucking flying by here. |
| 0:21.3 | I'm trying to be present and be there for my kids and all of that stuff. |
| 0:27.0 | Anyway, but you know there's obviously bigger things to talk about this week. Oh Jesus |
| 0:35.4 | Jesus Christ this week put the oh and the old Jesus |
| 0:42.4 | Jesus Oh and the oh Jesus. |
| 0:45.0 | I am of course this there's like all this stuff I want to talk about but you know there's the elephant in the room I obviously you know got to talk about the fucking red socks are only four and a half |
| 0:56.8 | games back I mean they won seven of their last ten they picked up four games on the Orioles and three games on the Yankees and you know all of a sudden this little team. |
| 1:12.5 | Everybody was like, |
| 1:13.7 | I'm a mediocre last year. |
| 1:15.6 | All they did was make a bunch of lateral |
| 1:17.9 | fucking moves. |
| 1:19.0 | That was me. |
| 1:20.0 | And now look at them. |
| 1:22.1 | Now look at them. Now look at them. |
| 1:24.5 | They play in baseball. |
| 1:27.0 | They can't run. |
| 1:28.0 | The bases playing in baseball. |
| 1:31.0 | The bullpen gives away the lead. We'll see what happens. They're doing way |
| 1:37.2 | better than I thought and I'm actually I'm on a staycation right now. I'll get |
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