Monday Morning Podcast 7-8-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Costner's new movie, a maple donut, and Jehovah's Witness.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning
0:05.7	podcast for Monday, Monday, Monday, July, uh, whatever the fuck it is.
0:13.2	Is it the seventh?
0:14.2	I'm gonna say the seventh, maybe it's the eighth.
0:16.9	I don't know, man, I'm on vacation.
0:20.1	It's the eighth.
0:21.2	It's the eighth, I'm on vacation. I'm never coming back, man.
0:24.0	Fuck that shit.
0:25.0	Listen, I think I've worked long and hot enough where I can put my feet up now.
0:33.0	That's not how it works, does it?
0:35.0	The bankers want you to keep running on that fucking wheel.
0:38.0	No, you're gonna stop?
0:39.0	Is that what you gonna do?
0:40.0	You think you got enough?
0:41.0	You think you got enough left? The trajectory of how long you're going to live versus what you got in your account?
0:48.0	You think you could sit down?
0:50.0	Go ahead.
0:52.0	Good, Freckles.
0:54.0	Go over there and sit down.
0:55.0	See what happens?
0:57.0	Property tax, mortgage, interest.
1:00.0	Go ahead, sit down.
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