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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-11-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about bike deaths, casting whores, and the offseason.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:03.9

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:11.6

Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, you know what? You know what I can really use right now?

0:19.0

A fucking nap. I just realized that I'm getting into my old man nap.

0:24.1

So the old man, the old man nap. See, what he used to be wake up old grandpa.

0:32.8

Anyways, I am here in New York City. I worked on the movie today. We did a great

0:38.4

scene at two. Now I came back and I just missed my lovely daughter. She was going

0:43.0

off to some friggin' class she had. Really fucking broke my heart. I thought I was

0:46.2

gonna get home in time to see her, but she's back at six o'clock. So I'll get to

0:50.1

hang with her tonight. Because what's more important than that? Oh, you know what?

0:54.0

What make you laugh in this moment as you fucking trudge home? But either way

0:58.2

everybody, please try to be on the lookout for cyclists out there. You know,

1:01.5

16 people have already died writing bicycles this year alone in New York City.

1:09.4

I cannot fucking believe that if you get on a bicycle in New York City with all

1:13.8

these fucking people driving around texting while driving while you on a

1:19.0

bicycle blow off as many fucking red lights and stop signs as you can. Can you

1:23.5

fucking believe people that die? And these fucking assholes on their bicycles. God

1:27.9

bless them. You know, you got to like them on one level because you know, they

1:31.5

keeping themselves in shape. They're not polluting. Okay, they're thinking

1:35.3

globally. They're acting locally and all that type of shit. Haven't said that.

1:39.1

They had a big protest, you know, to try to make safe for bike lanes, which I

1:43.6

agree with, but I'm a content. So I got to give them some shit. They're fucking

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