Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-9-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about NBA Hoop, calls Anthony Mason/John Salley and gorillas.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.5	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:06.3	podcast.
0:07.3	I'm just checking in on you.
0:12.7	Just checking in on your fucking red line in the goddamn levels here.
0:16.6	You bring this down here.
0:18.8	Oh, Jesus, I got shit to do today.
0:21.0	So let's fucking get right to it.
0:24.8	You see these goddamn things?
0:27.2	Fucking buy them.
0:28.1	I found that YouTube clip the other day.
0:30.7	I'm in the fat kid review food.
0:32.8	That was my favorite one.
0:34.0	Fat kid reviews Girl Scout cookies.
0:37.3	He goes, these are Girl Scout mint chocolate chip cookies and I fucking love them.
0:42.6	Right.
0:43.6	He sits there and he eats them, looks up in the air and then he goes, if somebody you
0:47.5	see somebody selling these goddamn things, fucking buy them.
0:51.4	It's one of the greatest food reviews ever.
0:54.5	I totally believed them and I want to Girl Scout cookies.
0:57.7	But anyways, I'm not here to talk about this.
0:59.5	I'm not here to talk about that.
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