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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches and blue LAY-DEEZ!

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.4

It's Bill Burr at his time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, June 6th, 2016.

0:07.7

This is like the fifth fucking time I've tried to start this thing because, I don't know.

0:12.8

I just had an aborted landing.

0:14.4

Well, I didn't have one.

0:15.3

The pilot had one and I was riding in the back and you know, what are you going to do?

0:19.0

What we landed safely, you know, some airplane didn't clear the runway.

0:23.6

That's my fifth one that I've had.

0:25.4

I've had five aborted landings and that was my second one at LAX.

0:29.2

First one was vehicle on a runway and this next one, a guy didn't, a plane was still on

0:34.6

the runway, didn't clear it or whatever, but it was a little less scary now that I've

0:40.4

flown a little bit, you know, not a lot but a little bit, but you're still in the back

0:45.0

and you can't see what's going on.

0:46.4

So that's, that's always nice.

0:48.7

All right, so people have been asking me.

0:53.2

They've been emailing me.

0:54.2

They've been twittering me.

0:55.4

They've been Facebooking me.

0:58.1

What's going on with these Irish dates?

1:01.8

Dublin, July 31st, Belfast, August 1st and Galway, Galway, modal, Ireland on the second of

1:11.0

August.

1:12.0

All right, I have the pre-sale information but for whatever reason, I'm not allowed

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