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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-6-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Denver, latte art, and 'today's climate'.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-6-16 Bill rambles about dying your hair, sandwiches, and blue LAY-DEEZ.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Elvis Presley - American Trilogy (Live at MSG)


Hims: Go to www.Hims.com/BURR to start your free online visit.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.

0:07.0

And I'm just checking in on you.

0:10.0

Ew!

0:11.0

Just checking in to see how you're doing.

0:14.3

Is that what I'm really doing or is I'm just reacting like I'm checking in on you just

0:19.3

so I can run my fucking yep for another 30 minutes. I think that's more what it is. But what I'm

0:26.9

acting is like I'm doing it for you. Right? Isn't that what it is? I gotta tell you, I ran into two people, I'm in Denver, Colorado right now,

0:37.0

home of dirty feet and manbuns. The amount of guys out here that dressed like broke women from fucking Tennessee during the

0:51.4

Dust Bowl is just fucking beyond me.

0:53.5

Like the amount of men in fucking man sandals with an unkempt, like, you know, the man bun

1:01.9

when like I get all the frizzies hanging out of it

1:05.1

And then they got like that you know I'm a mountain man fucking beard and they're like you're it's like you're in a

1:09.8

fucking major city

1:16.3

I can get a non-stop flight from here to fucking London or Paris, wherever the fuck I want to go. What are you doing? What are you

1:19.9

doing with this sea clamp fucking you know let's go start a fire with a knife and a rock

1:26.7

bullshit anyway so I was face timing with my kids and one of my favorite things to do when I go to

1:40.9

Denver is I go down to that Union Station there.

1:44.2

You know they read it it's a beautiful old station or whatever and so I went in there to

1:48.7

film it and they're fucking the whole thing up.

1:51.5

They got like newer benches. They had like older benches

1:53.6

that could all look really cool last time I was in there. Now they fucked the whole

1:56.6

thing up and they had this whole area in the middle where people used to hang out.

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