Monday Morning Podcast 6-10-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about his birthday, his fighting abilities, and congestion fees.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:05.4 | podcast for Monday, June 10th, 2024. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going everybody? Happy Monday. |
| 0:19.4 | Do you have a good weekend? You know one Monday is usually a bummer man. You know it's funny we say it's a bummer man that like came from like the west coast out here. You, getting bummed in England being somebody |
| 0:34.5 | fucking stuck it in your ass. So when you go over to England, don't say you're |
| 0:40.0 | fucking bummed out. I was a bummer or whatever. |
| 0:45.0 | Anyway, today's my birthday. |
| 0:50.0 | Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear Billy. Happy |
| 1:00.3 | Happy birthday to you. You ball ginger. |
| 1:07.0 | Anyway, I had a fantastic fucking weekend, you know what I mean? |
| 1:17.0 | And you know, at my age, you know what's a great birthday? |
| 1:20.0 | Everybody just leaves me the fuck alone. |
| 1:22.0 | It's fantastic. |
| 1:23.4 | You know, be around, hey man, what's going on? |
| 1:25.6 | You know, a little fist bump here, a little fist bump there. |
| 1:28.0 | I'm all fucking good. |
| 1:28.9 | Look at me, it's my birthday. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm laying down doing this podcast. |
| 1:32.3 | You should lay down. |
| 1:33.8 | You know, studies have shown that people say |
| 1:39.3 | that new evidence shows and you're doing it right now and you're feeling better. |
| 1:46.0 | Did I cover all bases of how fucking people with no background in whatever the |
| 1:55.0 | fuck they're about to give you information about. Do you like coffee? Here's a |
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