Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about chipping his tooth, gambling on kids, and the French Revolution.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:05.1 | podcast for Monday, June 3rd, |
| 0:08.7 | 2024. What's going on how are you? |
| 0:15.0 | How's it going? Oh, I got my glasses on. |
| 0:19.0 | I finally got used to these prescriptions. |
| 0:21.0 | I think I'm gonna start wearing I'm on stage so people |
| 0:24.2 | think I'm smart. Look at me, he's got glasses, he must read or something. I'm going to shut this fucking heater off. |
| 0:33.4 | I feel like the, it's gonna be too loud during the podcast here. |
| 0:37.8 | Where am I going, where am I going? |
| 0:39.5 | Can I shut it off here? |
| 0:41.1 | Is this how you do it? |
| 0:42.1 | Did I do? No, that's not it. Then you hit it again, then you go back to the |
| 0:45.9 | fucking thing, you spin it around, you bring it down to, there you go. Um, anyway, we're into June, man. |
| 0:58.4 | You know, June 2024. |
| 1:01.6 | I love all these fucking doomsdayers that always was saying Jesus is coming this time, |
| 1:06.3 | he's coming that time. You know, where is he? It's 2024. He was supposed to be here. I don't know how many times in my life. |
| 1:16.0 | Something was supposed to happen in 1984. Something was supposed to happen in the year 2000 in the year 2000 never did right he was supposed to come to |
| 1:32.0 | supposed to be a rapture. |
| 1:34.4 | If you were on the right side of God, |
| 1:36.4 | you white like Jesus, like the Christmas Jesus |
| 1:41.2 | that I like to think, you know, is in my image you were |
| 1:46.6 | going to be all right. People going to turn around all it was going to be left |
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