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🗓️ 6 June 2019
⏱️ 122 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you. |
0:16.0 | I'm just checking in to see how your week's going out. Fuck you're doing and everything and you're fucking laugh. |
0:23.0 | All right, let's get into it. I already recorded this podcast. I recorded it from my movie trailer yesterday, but for some reason the file corrupted. |
0:36.0 | So now I have to do it again, which is all right because I would have made a fool of myself because I thought last night was Game 3 of the NBA finals and Game 5 of the Stanley Cup final. |
0:49.0 | I'm like, why can't those two leagues get on the same fucking page and kind of, you know, just pick different nights. |
0:55.0 | Evidently, that's already happened. So I apologize to the NBA and the NFL NHL for the podcasts that they never heard. |
1:05.0 | I actually watched Game 3 last night of Toronto vs Golden State Warriors. |
1:15.0 | And yeah, it was great game. It was just, you know, just watching Toronto. |
1:21.0 | No matter how much Golden State kept coming back, they just kept, they couldn't cut it less than fucking 10 or 9. |
1:26.0 | They stayed out in front of them. They hit some big shots. They blocked a bunch of shots and all of that shit. |
1:34.0 | You know, this is, and it was very easy to root for Toronto. |
1:42.0 | You know, it was very easy to root for because they weren't cutting to Drake every 5 fucking seconds, whatever the hell they're doing. |
1:48.0 | Like, I tune, I'm tuning in to watch the Raptors vs the Warriors. |
1:53.0 | I'm not tuning in to watch Drake watch the Raptors and the Warriors. I don't understand it. |
1:59.0 | All right, but I've already covered that. So anyway, congratulations to them. |
2:03.0 | I didn't see Clay play, I don't know, I don't know shit about basketball, but it seemed like he wasn't playing that much either. |
2:11.0 | But we'll see. We will see what happens. You know what is fucking, you know what's getting like fucking becoming a trope though is them cutting to Toronto sports fans standing outside their fucking arena. |
2:26.0 | And, you know, every time I see that, I'm just like, I don't want to watch these people fucking hang their heads in misery of another goddamn loss. |
2:35.0 | It would be, I'm still rooting for Toronto, despite all that other BS that's going on out there. So congratulations to them. You have two victories away from your first fucking championship, at least in basketball and hockey. |
2:48.0 | Since I've been alive, I don't know what's been going on with your, where you got the Toronto, was it the Argonauts, the Rough Riders, the Stampede, the Eagles, the Maraudes. |
3:03.0 | I don't know, I don't know anything about the CFL, the Eskimos. |
3:08.0 | All right, let's, let's talk about what I really want to talk about. Let's talk about the St. Louis blows. |
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