Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcasts from Monday, June 10th, 2019. What's going on?

Oh yeah, June 10th, my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy 51st birthday dear pasty. Happy birthday to me.

All right, before I get on with my birthday stuff, real quick. Very relieved as I'm sure most people are. Why wouldn't you be that David Ortiz is going to be okay?

Looks like and they said there was no collateral damage, meaning no damage to his organs, which is also great.

Thank God, thank God. I got that I was fortunate enough to meet him one time. I did a roast with Josh Wolfen, all those guys a couple years ago.

And he could not have been, he was, he was just such a nice guy and, you know, and love the more you trashed and the more you loved it was such a fun night.

And who the hell shoots David Ortiz? You know, that's, that's like shooting Santa Claus. I don't understand why somebody would do that.

I saw a video. It seems like other people in the immediate vicinity agreed and did to him what would happen if you shot Santa Claus, which he got the shit kicked out of him.

What a world. Of all the fucking people, I just don't even understand it. And didn't even seem like it was a robbery. We were just trying to kill him.

Is that one of those lunatics like that guy who tried to shoot Reagan? You're so you can get famous. I don't get it. But fortunately he's going to be okay and all of that stuff.

So good for that. And a shout out to Aaron and Fred at Riverington Music Studios. Thank you guys for, you know, they've been hookin me up here.

Playing drums over there when I can while I'm in town, keep my chops up. You know, I have to for all the gigs I don't have.

And what that and what that it's freckles birthday and I got a nice birthday gift early last night when the Bruins came out took it to the blues and one game six.

And an incredible atmosphere in St. Louis. I mean, they pulled out all the stops as you knew they would. They had Bret Hall who was hilarious. And I don't understand people like sort of teasing them with his enthusiasm and just immediately thinking that he was absolutely shit faced.

That guy was always outspoken. He was always hilarious. And he was he's not introverted. I'm not saying he didn't have a couple two or three. But who cares. He was having a great time.

He was always correct. I smoked just a girl last night. He was having a great time.

And yeah, those fans were on the edge of their seats. They wanted the cup and the Bruins had the backs to the wall and figured out a way to beat him.

And now it is game seven on Wednesday. So, you know, who's gonna win? Who the hell knows? All I know is we made some adjustments to what they were doing.

You learn more in a loss than you do in a victory. So Barubi is gonna make his adjustments. And we'll see.

We'll see what happens on Wednesday. I was so friggin nervous during that game. Where I, you know, even when we went up a couple of goals, I always knew the blues just always seem to have this ability to after you score a goal. They come right back down and they scored it just really just it just takes the momentum out of what you did.

And I literally said to my buddy, I was watching the games like we need a garbage goal. We just need a garbage goal. And we got one fucking knuckleball that was.

Came in like Phil Negro through it.

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