Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and I'm just checking it on you. Sorry, I can't yell too loud. I can't yell too loud this week. I thought on Monday, the

P's and everything, but pop it on this fucking thing. So I'm gonna try to hold it a little further away and maybe talk a little bit louder.

Welcome to the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday, a.k.a. that just checking in on you.

Podcast for June 4th 2015. Oh fuck, I'm missing everything. I miss game one. The Stanley Cup finals. I literally just woke up about an hour ago. I'm still fucking jet lagged. So I stay up and I drink and

I'm just like, is it cafe way to like that's how I put myself to sleep like me is always going to take a sleeping pill. Just cheek one of these and I'm always like I'm not taking that thing. She goes why I go because that's like a 10 day

vendor to you to your liver. Why don't I go down to the cafe and I'll fucking drink like Ernest Hammingway, you know, which is really just like, yeah, that's only a one day vendor to your liver, right? I guess if you drink like

Hammingway at John Bonham, then it's considered maybe like a three day vendor. I don't know what, but that's how I do it. That is how I do it. Sorry. So, um,

yeah, the last night, Neil was more tired than I was. So she came back to a bottle of month and she was going to go to sleep. So I was like, well, I'm like, I'm fucking be down here by myself.

You know, like some goddamn degenerate. So I came back here.

I don't know, I've been fucking up every sense and I was not up ever since I stayed up to like three, four in the morning.

Ended up waking me up inadvertently. And so we started watching this, this video of this trial. I guess it already happened. This woman who seemed really, really nice.

She met this guy with some his parents smoked crystal meth and he got himself out of it, raised himself, became a, um,

Carlos BYU people, Mormon became a Mormon. You know, was trying to abstain from sex. He got himself a little side piece. Basically, she was just a side piece to him and she loved him.

And then he ends up dumping her and then she still kind of came back and hooked up with them every once in a while.

And, and that she realized that she was getting the old heave ho. Key word there is ho. That's how she felt like she was being treated and she came back one night and she fucking killed him.

Stabbed him up, shot him and then stabbed him, fucking slid his throat all his crazy shit and then came up with the worst fucking story ever was that there was two people that intruded.

He killed him, put the gun to her head, pulled the fucking trigger and the gun didn't go off and then she grabbed her personal keys and all that right out of the house as the, I guess the two of them are going like, can you believe it didn't go off?

Wait a minute. Where did that woman go? So then she gets in the car and fucking drove away stunned out into the middle of desert and didn't call anybody or tell anybody anything and actually visited other people and never said a fucking word to anybody.

And five days later the dude's friends came into the apartment and found his body and she got the she got the death penalty.

Fucking crazy story. Isn't that nice? Isn't that uplifting for Thursday? Thursday afternoon. I got to tell you I was watching interview and she really seemed like a nice person.

She seemed like a sweetheart. I like to think that I got a good gauge, but it was fucking, I don't know. It's disturbing. I don't know. You know, as we were more disturbing than that was yesterday I went out and I got a cheeseburger, right?

Yeah, they got this place as cheeseburger over here in Nia's fucking hilarious. She goes, hey, they've got the best burger in Paris is supposed to be at this place. And I'm like, fuck yeah, I like cheeseburgers. Let's go. And it wasn't until after I finished the cheeseburger and said it was fucking delicious that she told me that she learned about the place by watching, keeping up with the Kardashians.

...