Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

June 1st, 2015. How's it going? Everybody? How are you? How are things? That is good.

I apologize for last Thursday's podcast. I guess I recorded it in mono, which was just on, I guess not stereo.

It's what I learned. I don't know if I'm doing it again because I don't know how to use my recorder and I am currently not in the United States.

So I don't know any nerds where I'm at. Where am I at right now? You asked.

O.A. Guillaume. I am in Paris, France. All fancy fracals over here to get a couple of macarons here.

Staking palm freaks. Bonjour tout le monde. Jumepelle Guillaume. Framer, maitain.

Yeah, I'm over here. I don't know. What the fuck? What else am I going to do? I tell shit jokes in a mall.

The government takes all my fucking money. I'm as well blow a little on myself over here with the lovely Nia.

And we actually just got here. And we're going to be here for whatever.

Seven, ten days. You know what's cool, man? I'm actually going to go to the the Roland Garros, the fucking French open on the clay.

I'm going to go to the I'm going to go to a game at some point. I'm going to go over there, scouts and tickets. That's going to be fun, right? Talking to some fucking French scalper.

This goddamn beret and a striped shirt. You really wish they'd look like that, but they don't.

So we just got here to the city about maybe 40 minutes ago.

I had a decent flight coming over here. It was a little delayed. But this guy in front of us. Oh my god.

You guys think I'm an asshole. I know you do. I know you do. I know you think I give Nia a ton of shit. This fucking guy was just one of the most horrible human beings.

Who's the weirdest thing like he was walking around like talking to everybody.

Just one of those older guys that just talks all the time. First of all, when he sat down, he's got one of those I lived the good life guts.

One of those bodies, you know, will you legs and arms are the exact same size like super skinny and then he's just got this belly.

And he one of those people that starts to sit down and then the weight of the decisions that they've put down their mouth just takes over and then they just give up.

They don't use any leg muscles. They just collapse into the seat. And that's what he would do every time.

He would go down about a third of the way and then just free fall into his chair and then at the top of his lungs would go, ah, what he sat down.

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