Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday over there.

June 8th, 2015. What's going on? Bonjour, tous les mons, je m'appelle Guillaume.

J'aiverti, oh, c'est ce que c'est un cacti vous plait.

I can't fucking say it anymore, man. I'm ready to come home. I've had a great time over here.

But you know, doesn't matter how much of a good time you have and at some point, you miss your stuff.

You want to go home and see your dog.

You know, you just like to fucking speak your own language. I'm so fucking sick of trying to speak this shit over here.

having a great time, my French is better than it's ever been, but I am fucking, you know,

the memes shows see if we play. That means more the same. If you're ever in a bar and you

finally get your fucking out, whatever you wanted, you know what I mean? You know, Jouvet

Dre, my fucking Jack Daniels, on ice or whatever. Once you get that shit out, and you know what

the fuck you say, and when they come back, you know, and they're like, you know, we miss you.

It was a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a.

You just point your glass, you go, the memes shows see if we play. And they go, oh we, and they walk away and

they come back and magically, they give you another fucking, uh, another glass of whatever the

fuck you just ordered. And I also found out over here that I like green beans. I always thought

green beans is like, ah, whatever, you know, I forget what they call them over here. Errugat. I can't even

remember. I fucking look at it and I can read it and I know how to say it, you know, uh, you know, Jouvet

Dre, Salad, Errugat, Véred, Véred, whatever the fuck you say, right? And all it is is green beans is

a little bit of fucking this mustard dressing they put on them. And I got to tell you, it's out of this

fucking world. So much shit over here that I don't like over in the States is really out of this

world over here. And, um, and I've been eating like a fucking animal over here and I haven't

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