Hey, what's going on, it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm checking in on ya.

I know my voice is still fucked up, I'll be back.

Or maybe I shredded it for life.

What am I doing right now?

I'm sitting on a pull-out couch and what is supposed to be my office, but no work is done

in here.

Yeah, I'm just fucking chilling out and I got a little half a grapefruit here that I'm

going to eat later because old freckles is a fat fuck and he's turning it around.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm turning it around.

I'm not going to try to blame Hollywood for fucking giving me an impossible body image

to live up to.

I'm going to use it as a goal.

All these fucking pussies out there nowadays.

Oh, that's too hard.

Yeah, it is hard.

Eat an apple, get your fat ass in the gym.

That's what American needs right there.

Now for this fucking, I don't know what this patty cake but fucking playing with everybody.

Jesus fucking Christ.

You live in a great country.

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