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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-4-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix and journeyman Quarterbacks.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.7

July 4th, 2016. How's it going? Happy birthday to the United States of America. Happy birthday

0:20.1

to the United States of America. Happy birthday, United States of America and the North American

0:27.9

car, hot and and. Happy birthday to you. What's going on? And thank you for the well wishes of

0:38.1

happy birthday from all the other countries around the world that realize we are the best. Huh?

0:44.3

You think you got fat people? Huh? Take a look at that. Beat that, motherfucker.

0:51.4

What else you think he can beat us in? Huh? What do you want? What do you want to have? What do you?

0:55.5

What kind of fucking battle you want? You come around the world, you stole our jeans,

1:02.3

all those cool American jeans. You guys would defect from your country just to get over here to

1:06.2

get a pair of button fly fucking 501 blues. Remember that shit? All of a sudden, you know,

1:13.5

couple of fucking wars and everybody forgets how much you loved our jeans. That's, you know what?

1:18.2

That's just typical. That is just fucking typical. You know, fucking England coming over here,

1:25.9

stealing, refucking, cycling, our fucking music, walking around like they're doing something.

1:33.2

Redoing the fucking music from the people that we didn't accept.

1:37.6

Fucking you guys doing. Anyways,

1:41.4

I'm having a great three day fucking weekend. I'm not doing shit. I am, I'm back in the workout mode.

1:52.5

So the needle is pointed in the right direction. Old freckles is going, damn, damn, damn.

1:58.0

Fucking, looked in the mirror last night and I could tell I was starting to lose weight,

2:02.8

maybe feel good. You know what I mean? It's a fucking tough thing being a redhead. You know,

2:06.6

you're a really small window that you have to exist in or else the beatings start again. And

2:11.4

it's really something you can't understand. All right, I'm all over the fucking place. I got a

2:18.0

bunch of shit I have to do. I'm having some family over today for a fucking cookout. I'm going

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