Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2021
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Bill rambles about falcons in Jersey, bootlegs, and playoffs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday June 3rd |
| 0:06.8 | 2000 and 21 what's going on? Oh, yeah |
| 0:13.2 | What's going on everybody? I hope you're doing well and all of that shit |
| 0:18.2 | um |
| 0:20.2 | I am not doing well. I'm doing well mentally by fucking |
| 0:23.5 | I'm out of shape. I'm out of shape and it's fucking stops right now |
| 0:31.7 | It was a birthday party last night, right? And I was at it and my wife's like oh my god |
| 0:36.4 | This this light in the car is great for us, you know, let's take a picture |
| 0:41.1 | Took a picture and my fucking stomach was just sitting in my lap |
| 0:46.5 | You know |
| 0:48.1 | Like a big fat fucking toe to have had it so |
| 0:51.2 | You know |
| 0:54.3 | This is just this time of year where there's just a bunch of friends and everybody have like fucking birthdays |
| 1:00.2 | And I have a birthday, so it's just like every other day. I'm having a piece of cake and I'm just fucking |
| 1:05.8 | too old to do it |
| 1:08.2 | It's just it's just such a crime how hard you have to fucking work to lose weight |
| 1:14.9 | Versus how quickly you can put it on |
| 1:17.1 | I |
| 1:20.6 | Mean to do it right to keep it off if you wanted to drop 20 pounds |
| 1:25.0 | Say whatever a pound a week two pounds a week you're talking anywhere from three to six fucking months |
| 1:31.5 | Dude you could put 20 fucking pounds on on a vacation |
| 1:38.3 | Okay, yeah, I heard I'm gonna join myself with him out here. I mean what's vacation for right |
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