Monday Morning Podcast 5-31-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Real Housewives, passive aggressiveness, and prenups.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday
0:05.3	May 31st
0:08.3	Flying through this year
0:10.8	2021 what's going on? How why yeah?
0:15.3	How's it going? I hope you're good. I hope you're doing well and all of that shit. I'm doing pretty good here
0:23.4	That's oh man, I something happened to me this fucking morning that I swear to God man
0:28.7	Back in the day, all right, meaning about fucking six months ago. Oh
0:36.3	I would have carried this one. Oh, I would have carried this one. There's if there's one thing I cannot
0:43.4	fucking
0:44.9	Stand it's a passive aggressive cut
0:50.0	And you know what sucks is for some reason when I'm on stage
0:54.0	If someone tries and pull that tries to pull that shit or play the victim or whatever. I don't know what it is
1:01.0	I'm fucking locked in
1:04.4	And very rarely
1:07.4	Does it get past me but the second I get off stage I am the fuck how you just all day long
1:15.3	I'm a day late in a dollar short by the time I figure out wait a minute that person was being a fucking asshole
1:21.1	I
1:23.4	Fucking I got to get better at that shit listen to this right
1:27.4	so
1:30.4	I'm hanging out with my daughter. We're having a great time of riding bikes and all that type of stuff and she goes
1:35.0	Hey, can you take me to this park and this park she likes
1:38.8	Is you know, it's a ways away
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