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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about another championship, comeback cities, and retiring his anger.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-20-16 - Bill rambles about death, lifeguards, and not crossing the finish line.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Beastie Boys - The Scoop

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.

0:15.6

How are you?

0:17.8

How's your Sports Week going?

0:21.5

It's going pretty good out here in fucking San Jose, which is where I'm at.

0:26.6

Congratulations to the Boston Celtics winning their 18th World Championship.

0:38.0

Very happy obviously for everybody on the team. Brad Stevens, everybody on up the ladder and all that and all the Celtic fans out there and I'm glad I didn't

0:46.4

watch it. I got all the game's tape I'm going to sit down and now I can watch it

0:52.3

knowing there's a happy ending or the other way

0:54.7

knowing that there was a sad ending I could sit down and watch it and not freak my

0:58.8

fucking kids out you know just go in like this fucking NBA is fixed. I mean, it's all fucking they just want to gain five

1:09.0

I'm not doing that anymore. I'm done with it. I'm fucking done with it. But anyway I definitely even just

1:21.0

checking the score I would just check the score and I'd be like,

1:25.0

fuck, you know, or I'd be like, yes, I'd be all excited and then I'd see like they came back,

1:30.0

you know, the hell was it on the in game five when we were like up by like 24

1:39.0

then I saw it was down by 18 I was just like I'm not my buddy was there in the house going let's put it on.

1:44.1

I go all right put it on but I have to leave the fucking room. Like I just I

1:49.7

that's what I realize I don't have the emotional maturity to watch NBA basketball. I just don't.

1:56.0

It's a game of runs. I don't understand it. I don't understand how one team can't miss and the other team can't

2:04.8

throw it in the ocean and then on a dime it just turns around and the whole

2:10.0

other team like heats up and then the other team can't fucking hit anything.

2:15.0

Don't understand it. I don't understand it. You know, I'm not putting myself through that shit anymore. So anyway, but hey, it's all the

2:31.3

fucking haters out there.

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