Monday Morning Podcast 6-18-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the Celtics, A.I. we didn't ask for, and fake meat.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.8 | podcast for Monday. June 17, 2024. What's going on? Oh yeah |
| 0:15.0 | How's it going on? |
| 0:17.0 | I'm fucking busy today. |
| 0:19.0 | There's gonna be patchwork trying to get this podcast done today. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh Billy Big Day. |
| 0:23.0 | Well, what do you think you're too good for us, Bill? You can't do a podcast on Monday, |
| 0:28.0 | because what, what, you got a big meeting, huh, you freckled cunt. |
| 0:31.0 | Um, no, I just got a bunch of bullshit today and I was gonna do it yesterday, but yesterday was |
| 0:38.0 | Father's Day. |
| 0:40.0 | I had a great time with the wife and kids. |
| 0:44.0 | You know, they took me out to breakfast. |
| 0:48.0 | They let me watch a little bit of the US Open, my kids anyway. |
| 0:51.0 | You know, my son comes in, you know, he just starts attacking me so you know he's four |
| 0:56.1 | years old I push him to the side I'm on the couch and I put my leg across his |
| 1:00.0 | chest and I'm just laying there and he goes all, all right, I'll stop, I'll stop. |
| 1:03.5 | I go, you gonna stop? |
| 1:04.3 | He's like, yeah. |
| 1:04.9 | And then I move it out of the way. |
| 1:06.5 | And then he gets back up and hits me again and laughs. |
| 1:11.2 | Here's something epic, my daughter said. We were watching LEGO Batman on Saturday night and she was watching it and that's the one with Will Arnett and Zach |
| 1:22.5 | Califinacchus. I've watched that movie like 20 times. I had no idea he did the voice of the |
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