Monday Morning Podcast 6-24-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Bill rambles about excited donkeys, 70's kids movies, and choking.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.0 | podcast for Monday, June 24th, |
| 0:08.0 | 2024, what's going on? How are ya? |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, jeez, the 24th day and the 24th year of this |
| 0:21.1 | fucking century of our Lord, whatever you're supposed to say. |
| 0:24.9 | This is like back, back East people like, oh my God, it's the 24th day, |
| 0:28.9 | the 24th year. |
| 0:29.8 | I gotta go, I gotta go play the number. |
| 0:32.8 | Go down to the pack, he get me a six or a fucking |
| 0:36.8 | Mickalob light and play my number. |
| 0:41.2 | Take out to, listen to me, take out to 16 and put in a 24. |
| 0:45.0 | It's not going to come in. |
| 0:48.0 | Just fucking switch it. |
| 0:50.0 | Anyway, I am in my last night of a four night |
| 0:56.2 | of a four night run in San Jose, California, |
| 1:01.6 | San Jose, California, which is a city I have been waiting for this |
| 1:06.3 | fucking city to turn around. I don't get what the problem is. You know, I just don't get it. |
| 1:13.2 | Did I talk about this on Thursday? |
| 1:14.7 | I don't remember. |
| 1:16.4 | Do you remember, do you remember Thursday? |
| 1:18.4 | Remember way back on Thursday? |
| 1:21.1 | I don't remember. You know, I've been here now for four days. Beautiful city, beautiful |
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