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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-16-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about owning a boat, pretty woman and hand jobs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:08.1

fucking

0:09.4

Monday morning podcast that I'm just checking in on you. How's that? Is that the worst?

0:15.3

Is that the worst you've ever heard?

0:18.4

Dave Keckner reference

0:20.6

Sorry, my voice is a little fucking blown out

0:23.2

I did a record for episode six of the 10 that we're doing for season two and I don't know what the fuck I did to it

0:32.4

Who's getting up when you know when you lack talent what you try to do is you try to be loud

0:38.2

So you can shout down all the silence. That's what you do you throw in a couple of f words a couple of fucking shit jokes

0:45.3

And next thing you know you kind of have an act, you know, and you scrape the bottom of the fucking barrel

0:50.5

That's what you do

0:53.1

And when you scrape the bottom of the barrel next thing you know you have your parties

0:58.2

nomination for presidency of the United States

1:03.1

You know it's great about this job as I get to meet a bunch of different people and

1:07.4

overwhelmingly people on both sides are just going. I don't know who the fuck I'm gonna vote for

1:12.6

These are my these are the these are the two

1:15.6

Which is supposed to decide

1:17.6

I

1:19.6

A fucking blue between these two fucking lunatics. I don't get it. Well, I get it. What are you gonna do?

1:27.1

See the vote more the same or you step off into the abyss

1:35.3

I swear to God

1:37.4

If Trump didn't hate non-whites as much as he seems to or at least was wasn't so fucking out of touch

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