Monday Morning Podcast 6-20-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Bill rambles about death, lifeguards and not crossing the finish line.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 20th,
0:07.7	2016, what's going on? How are you? How are you doing? You cons?
0:15.8	You notice sounds a little weird. I'm in a hotel in Baltimore. Baltimore.
0:21.4	Baltimore. I can't say that because I've watched Scarface so many fucking times. I can't watch,
0:27.4	I can't say Baltimore without picturing fucking, you know, Tony Munt. Is that fucking AC coming back on
0:33.9	again? How many fucking times I gotta hit off? Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Is a fucking button on
0:41.8	here? Literally just says off, off. Here we go. Off. Shut off. Please shut off. Thank you.
0:50.0	Fuck six. Sorry. Anyway, so believe it or not, I'm doing this because I'm flying back to LA as
0:57.2	you're listening to this. And so sad to say I haven't watched the fucking NBA finals yet.
1:04.4	But I do promise you if Cleveland wins that I will do something, I gotta do something special or
1:10.6	something because who's getting no, the Warriors already won it, right? If they repeat,
1:17.5	fuck sorry, I held it too closely. If they repeat, then it's gonna be like, all right,
1:21.6	can they three beat? So next year, I feel like is there a big thing so that they can go down with
1:26.0	all the teams that have won three in a row? So this year's sort of like, you know, it's not as exciting.
1:32.8	I'm sure Warrior fans who I don't give a fuck, I'd love to see LeBron do it. You know,
1:37.2	after everybody gave him shit for the way he left, which they should have, because like I said,
1:41.2	he gave everybody fucking sports blue balls like maybe I'll go here, maybe I'll go there.
1:47.9	Who wants to buy me a drink? Yeah, he was being very country. And then he went to fucking Miami.
1:53.5	Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened to her? I gotta have the TV not on in the background.
1:59.3	Good Lord, getting old is the worst. I just saw some woman she had her fucking head.
2:03.0	You ever see like when a dog gets confused and cocks her head? Like her head was just like that.
2:09.2	What is that called? What is that from? How do you avoid that? Is it fucking alternate neck exercise
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