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🗓️ 15 June 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and |
0:09.0 | I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in on you to see how your weeks go and if you almost made it to |
0:22.6 | Friday, I am in New York City. If I can wake up in a city that blows me just for being there and where my |
0:33.8 | fucking sweat pants while eating tad stakes. There's so many people not making it in the New York but they |
0:43.7 | play that fucking song and everybody thinks they're making it right. These fucking homeless people are taking public |
0:54.2 | shits on the subway grades and they drop down on Wall Street people. Now that was the 90s. It all gradually went away. It all went away. And now there's |
1:09.0 | like bicycles and chairs in the streets. This is all shit I might be talking about tonight. I am in New York for my final press stop and then I am done |
1:18.7 | hyping the for the most part. I'm done hyping the second season of F is for family. I told you was out there. Take it |
1:26.0 | I'll leave it. You either want to watch it. You don't I'm going to be doing Stephen Colbert tonight. How? It will not air until tomorrow. So one of the |
1:36.2 | hardest things about doing his show tonight is aside from the fact I believe he tapes at the Ed Sullivan Theater which is where he's to stand up when I did |
1:44.7 | Letterman. Which is where the Beatles you know did their thing which is where Jackie Mason allegedly flipped off somebody you know when he still |
1:56.9 | maintains he didn't back on the Ed Sullivan show. Okay. Who's can hope you want to go far enough back. I'm sure there was some |
2:05.0 | Native Americans just chilling out there eating a fucking rabbit. Think and look at this paradise. It's like the entire strip of Manhattan and it all |
2:12.8 | looks like Central Park. And the other Indian Native American goes what the fuck is Central Park. And then he points to a |
2:19.0 | ship of white people coming over the horizon. Yeah, these fucking people tell you about the first fucking Quakers. Would they |
2:28.9 | Quaker? What's the difference between Quakers and those people with the buckles on the hat that first stopped off at Plymouth Rock. If |
2:35.1 | that ever happened on the Nina the Pinta and the Santa Marina Santa Maria. Nina the Pinta and Santa. It's not like they're from Spain right. Why |
2:46.6 | were they a bunch of white people from England. Right in Spanish boats. This is like F1. Let me get this straight. This is to this is the team from |
2:56.4 | India yet they have a Mercedes engine. All right, I'm all over the map. I'm all over the map. I need to get focused. All right, I am pretty focused. I'll tell you why I'll tell you why |
3:09.1 | Oh, Billy. No fun. Oh, you know, it was Billy. You know, half a fun. You know, because I was still celebrating my birthday. So at a couple |
3:17.1 | glasses of wine, you know, sitting there like I was sophisticated like I read, you know, like I was a |
3:22.8 | socialite like I was the kind of person that you just invite to a party because I'm an interesting person to have there. |
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