Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP and salmon.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.6	It's Bill Byrd.
0:03.4	It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast.
0:05.4	For Monday, June 12, 2017, what's going on?
0:09.2	How are you?
0:11.5	And I know what you're thinking.
0:12.5	You probably say, what do you mean?
0:14.0	It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast.
0:15.8	Bill, it's so late.
0:17.3	What the fuck?
0:18.3	Hey, it's late this week.
0:21.9	What are you?
0:22.9	You're never late.
0:23.9	You know, had you just show up in your wife's like, where were you?
0:28.3	We were waiting.
0:29.3	Well, it's all cold now.
0:32.9	You know, and you want to look at her the way Vince McMahon looked at that guy in the
0:37.6	sports show and go, oh, oh, oh, fucking slap a piece of paper out of her hand.
0:42.7	But you can't because all your relatives are there watching.
0:46.4	So then he got to sit there and make excuses.
0:49.2	Oh, the street like down the street was busted.
0:52.2	So it was just blinking red or blinking, you know, yellow.
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