I'm a little buzzed.

I'm like a lady.

I had a couple of doses.

I'm a little buzzed.

I'm like a lady.

What the fuck do you say afterwards?

Lemme show you.

You know, I'm not completely shit face right now because I have a kid.

That's another good reason for becoming a parent.

It's not because you want to raise a good person and experience a level of love.

I'm aww that you've never felt before.

It's really because you failed in your own attempts at sobriety and you're too much of a loner and you're too antisocial to ever go to AA.

That's the time to have an awful to have a kid.

I mean, yeah, aww.

You said things like, we, you sound like some dumb tourist, right?

Yes, what's funny over here is I've been just fucking torturing these people with my French and I don't give a fuck when they start speaking English back to me.

I don't switch over.

I'm going to fucking sit there and search for the word and you're going to sit there and fucking take it.

Like you have the biggest fucking moron ever sitting across from you on the $10,000 pyramid in the clock's ticking and you ain't winning.

MAD, baby.

I fucking love it over here.

I love the people.

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