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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-11-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the French Open, evil mergers, and how to treat wait staff.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday June 11th 2018

0:06.8

What's going on? How are you?

0:09.6

Oh, everybody doing

0:12.1

I'm a fucking old man 50 year old. I

0:16.6

Remember when podcasting started back in 2005 I

0:23.1

Just want to throw that out there because I know there's gonna be a bunch of fucking old podcasts people going

0:28.3

Actually podcasting has been around in Japan since 1958 and I started my podcast like four years before years

0:37.5

And I don't understand what mine doesn't get as many

0:40.5

Many hits as yours does on who gives a fuck calm. I actually look at the numbers every week

0:47.7

And I feel that my podcast you

0:50.5

You're contented. I'm I'm providing

0:53.2

Computer we do shut that fuck up. I love you. Look at that fucking podcast numbers

0:59.6

You notice everybody seems to be in the top 10

1:03.1

Everybody, you know, it's like I've talked about this before. It's like it's like back when I used to do college gigs

1:07.9

Every college I went to somehow they figured out a way to fudge the numbers that they were number one and something

1:13.9

You know the number one fucking school for mathematics the number one school

1:19.1

For engineering doesn't that have mathematics in it? I don't know right and then it would just so you get down to a community college

1:25.6

And they'd be the number one commuter college

1:29.1

You know with fucking the best deal with triple layer some shit. I don't know some other one number one is something

1:34.8

You got to hang your hat on something if you're a college to try and get people to go there

1:42.2

If I if I was a a dean do they have deans that like community colleges? I would just I would go on

1:48.2

fucking TV and say

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