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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day


Hims: Start your free online visit at www.HIMS.com/BURR

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday, morning podcast and I'll check it on you.

0:10.0

Who? How's it going it going? Oh Billy's fucking old Billy's sick king. Oh Billy bedbugs.

0:20.3

Old Billy's Springtime Cold.

0:24.6

Has any scientist figured out why a spring or summer cold isn't as strong as a wintertime cold?

0:32.2

Jesus Christ, my fucking lovely wife puts on the heat

0:36.0

because I'm sick here she puts the fucking heat on like I feel like I got malaria now

0:42.0

can't fucking breathe man. The walls are closing in. Anyway, uh, get up

0:51.3

a fucking cold. It sucks. What do you do? I felt it felt it coming on had that big show last week and I was they had a little after party and you know I didn't put my shawl on you know I'm literally getting to that age, man, you know, you know those old guys that just

1:04.3

sit around with like a blanket on their leg, even in July. They just got that, they sit down and

1:08.5

like their legs are cold. It's like, we to fucking walk around and they're like,

1:14.0

he fought in Korea. You're like, all right, you can sit there, sorry.

1:18.3

It's just trying to help man, you know? Just trying to help, man, that's all know just trying to

1:22.6

help man that's all I'm trying to do do what happened to the

1:25.0

fucking bruins I didn't see one second of the game I was so elated with that

1:29.5

that game one first of all, to Chuck, however you, I gotta remember how to say that

1:37.2

fucking name every year. Because what happens is I go to read it and then I forget

1:41.3

how to say it. Dude that guy, that first goal he got of the series,

1:46.0

just an absolute fucking sniper.

1:48.9

Between the legs of our defensemen, top shelf shelf just inside the post I was just like ah fuck here we go

1:58.0

again but I'm not a country sports fan like I give it up if you got a good player. I fucking love

2:04.7

watching that guy play and what he did last year you know was I just wish they won the cup because I feel like that would have gone down with like

2:14.3

you know Kirk Gibson coming off the bench hobbling up to the plate and hitting that

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