Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, December, December, no, May, how the hell did I get

December, May 6th, 2024, what's going on?

Oh yeah!

Oh, jeez, I'm recording this on May 5th, also known as Cinco de Mayo out here in California.

I think at this point it has gone national.

I never heard of Cinco de Mayo too I came out here when I first moved out here in the 90s and I clearly remember asking somebody when is Cinco de Mayo

so for other people as white as me, it literally means the 5th of May.

So my lovely wife's like,

we should take the kids out for an early Mexican cuisine dinner. It's like this is this is like

literally is like the Valentine's Day of getting Mexican food. Why would we do this today?

I'm not standing behind 200 groups of white people coming out

to get fucking tacos to act like they give a shit about something they don't.

They just want the tacos, they taste good, you know, that's what I can do it, I can do it today,

I do it on the sixth.

What is that? One of those trays quatros

uh... sinko ses or siete that's the best that's the best sounder number

siete de mile that's when I go up.

I'm not going out Cinco de Mayo.

But haven't said that, happy,

Cinco de Mayo to actual Mexican people. Happy

standing in line day for my people and all other groups of people. Anyway, here we are, here we are. Guess who feels like he doesn't

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