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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity.


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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning

0:04.7

podcast for Monday, May 13th. What's going on? How are ya? Oh God another fucking week.

0:15.0

Oh, God, another fucking week.

0:19.6

Jesus Christ, how come the weekend,

0:22.0

why are the weekends so short?

0:24.0

Anyway, I saw this fucking thing on Instagram because what else would I be doing reading?

0:35.0

They showed a clip of the old Mike Douglas show and he already had Liberace out there

0:40.0

who was dressed like Liberace and then he had Little Richard come out who out dressed Liberace.

0:46.7

And somebody in the fucking comments section goes, back when you could just be who you were without

0:52.0

shoving it down people's faces.

0:54.4

Shoving it down people's throats.

1:02.1

Like being openly gay in the early 70s was better than than it is now.

1:06.0

I mean what the fuck are you talk these fucking people I swear to God.

1:09.0

My other favorite one is when they post a joke from like 10 years ago,

1:13.7

you could do that anymore. It's like you just did it. You just did it. You just

1:18.2

posted it. Everybody saw it today and they laughed.

1:24.0

Jesus fucking Christ. Make it great again.

1:30.0

That's what dumb white people do.

1:32.0

It's like make it make it great again when a dumb white person was qualified over a smarter black person.

1:38.0

The dumbest white guy can get a job over the smartest black person. That's what it was. Oh, we didn't have a

1:46.7

problem with that, right? No problems with that. Segregation, no problems in affirmative action. We're like, what the fuck?

1:54.8

Not saying all of us, but I mean just those kinds of fucking, you know what it is, is dumb people

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