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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-5-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about day drinking, Trump/Cruz and Leicester City.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.2

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. What's

0:15.5

going on? How's your week going? Are you having a good time with the people in

0:20.6

your life? If you're not drink some booze, go down to the pub all by yourself

0:28.0

preferably during the day. There's nothing better than day drinking. I'll tell you

0:33.0

that right now. A lot of people think, oh, holding my child fuck that,

0:37.1

cheering in disease. I don't think so. Sitting in a bar during the day, you know,

0:45.2

one of those bars where, you know, the sun barely fucking comes in, right? One of

0:49.5

those fucking places. Don't meet a gay bar. All right, let me tell you right now.

0:52.6

Now one of those gay bars where what's accepted now, right? Don't gay bars have

0:57.1

like fucking ceiling the floor windows? Right? We're here. We're queer. We'd like

1:02.6

some fucking beers. Now what goes on there? I don't know. I haven't got caught up on

1:07.2

willing grace. I'm sorry. I don't want this stupid mood. Damn it. Yeah, day

1:16.2

drinking. Day drinking. I always thought the Beatles should have made that instead of day

1:20.4

tripper. She wasn't a drinker. Fucking boozing. Yeah. It took us all out to get drunk.

1:31.7

Now she's drunk. Bodo, that way. I've been right and all day. We got a

1:39.6

tablooried tomorrow morning. So it's actually Wednesday evening. And I'm doing

1:43.4

this in my spotless home. My spotless home home home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:52.2

Yeah. My wife is on the road again. Right? She's out visiting some fucking friends or

1:56.3

whatever. We're having an affair. I don't know. I can't keep tabs on her. I only have

2:01.8

an iPhone 6, you know? If I had one of those phones that they already have in Japan,

2:06.7

I could probably watch her from a satellite and then texture. You know, while I played

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