Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday May 2nd 2016 and I know I always make that joke like oh my God, where is the year going?

But seriously guys, seriously, where the fuck is this year going? What the fuck? May 2nd already? May fucking 2nd? We're getting ready for the summer!

I'm psyched that we're into May because May means we're closer to the middle of July and in the middle of July I will be done helping to write the second season of F is for family and then I'm free.

Not really, but sort of and I'll have two weeks off and then old freckles rumor has it is going to be doing a nice run through Europe.

So which may or may not start in Ireland, it's all sort of loose at this point but we're slugging it out and I'm actually feeling much better by the way.

Thank you for not asking with my sciatica sciatica. That sounds like a fucking speed metal band, you know. Not a good one though, right?

Come see my band sciatica, we're going to be down at the ground round on Wednesday night.

Okay, yeah, I'll definitely see it. All right, so like you think maybe you could like bring some people, and I'm going to do what I can.

All right, so is that like can I definitely put you down?

Fuck off, I'll get there, I'll get there. All right, bro, chill sciatica. Sorry, I actually I got some I found some new stretches.

I found this fucking guy on on YouTube, this doctor who was just sitting on a yoga mat, one of these fucking new AG guys.

You know what I mean? One of those guys that's like straight but still makes you uncomfortable.

You know those you know those straight guys like a straight up gay guy is not uncomfortable to be around, but there's a certain kind of straight guy that's coming off like he's gay, but he's straight.

That is the most uncomfortable male to be around. I don't know why.

You know what I mean? It's almost like they got something between their teeth and you just can't even hear what the fuck they're saying.

You want to be like, can you just go and get that the fuck out of here so I can listen to you?

Is there a word for that? The gay straight guy?

Yeah, Bill, it's called the gay guy in the closet. Well, maybe it isn't. Some guys are just some guys are just a feminine.

Some guys just stand there in gym classes, one person after another is called to be on the team. That's a stereotype, right?

This gay athletes. It was that guy who played on the big 12 there in Missouri and then he went to that football team and then he got cut.

It must have been hard to cut him, right? All right, how bad does this guy have to suck before we won't get accused of being homophobic when we cut him?

You know, that's always in the air, but that's not what I wanted to talk about. I'm here to talk about sciatic, I had the Worcester set from.

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