Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-30-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2024
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about his radio tour, pool scenes, and perfume in magazines.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(30:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 5-30-24 Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing, and porno.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ghost of Vroom 3 - Still Getting It Done
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, |
| 0:06.0 | Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. I'm not yelling at this week. |
| 0:12.0 | I don't feel like fucking yelling it. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want to do that shit. |
| 0:19.7 | Anyway, I was on the phone this morning. I had a little radio tour. |
| 0:24.0 | Well, first of all, how is your week going? Is it going good? Are you staying informed? |
| 0:29.0 | Are you tapping out like me? |
| 0:31.0 | Are you going to do a half hour podcast and then go buy a newspaper and sit in a |
| 0:35.0 | coffee shop and read the metro region? You know I saw this thing the other day with this actor, a beloved actor went to Massachusetts or some shit. |
| 0:54.4 | I don't know what he did and he just said a bunch of shit about trans people and all of that. |
| 0:58.2 | And he said a lot of fucked up shit. |
| 0:59.6 | But one of the things that he said that he was right, he hit the nail on the head on was |
| 1:04.3 | the fact that they're not teaching civics class in our public schools anymore. |
| 1:17.0 | He said is going to cause us all to die. I think he means democracy to die. I agreed on that point. |
| 1:19.0 | It wasn't, you know, his other stuff, you know, I'm listening, I wasn't there defense of the guy but you know some of the other stuff you know he definitely |
| 1:27.2 | he got a little wild there did I dump water on this how the fuck did I do that |
| 1:35.0 | I don't even remember doing that. Fucking dump water on my cell phone case. |
| 1:37.0 | How the fuck did I do that? |
| 1:38.0 | Well, I have a glass of water next to it. |
| 1:40.0 | Anyway. Anyway, so speaking of that, Boston Celtic sitting around waiting for the Dallas |
| 1:50.3 | Mavericks to see if they can close out the Minnesota Timberwolves or will they be the first |
| 1:54.8 | one that NBA history come down from fucking 03. |
| 1:59.6 | All they got to do is win the next one and then all of a sudden pressure is still |
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