Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. I don't fuck you,

It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 27,

2024.

Happy Memorial Day, you fat fox!

Memorial Day!

Thank you to all the troops, you know,

everything we've done over the years to keep these bastards away from us,

everything that you thought you were doing,

but there was really something a corporation wanted you to do.

Thank you to all you guys.

Shout out to all you tubs of shit out there that are gonna fucking, you know, make yourself a burger.

Kielover Habachi today having a cardiac event only to be saved, only to be brought back by

modern medicine, right?

To be yet another person put on Ozempek, what are you doing? What are you doing? I'm shooting this drug into me.

Oh, O, O Zempick! He was fucking hilarious. No one would put a

fucking mask on to take the vaccine.

Everybody's running around taking those those empic shit.

You got 70 year olds getting pregnant now.

Yes, but nothing with the top color tie I didn't like told me to do it, so it's my choice.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, Zampic, You know, that's one of the things, I really...

I guess it's all... it's all the same.

Why can't they just tell us what to eat? You know they know? You want to be in shape just do this. You can't figure it out. You can't figure it out. You can't figure out. They're all all the fucking people all the food people they're all talking shit about each other

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