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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-3-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Hollywood sign, shitty news outlets and playoffs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday,

0:07.9

morning podcasted on checking in on you. Just checking in on you.

0:15.2

How are you? Oh, fucking Ebola. Billy is back.

0:23.2

And he's feeling better than ever. No more cough and fits.

0:26.3

No more night sweats. No more sleeping under a mosquito net with my fucking malaria.

0:32.6

I don't think malaria is a funny reference considering each year.

0:39.3

42% of women on the planet suffer from this while the men are giving endless supplies of nightquil.

0:50.5

Oh, here's something I started to talk about the other day on one of my podcasts. One of my many rambling,

0:58.3

non-sensual, whatever the fuck you say podcast. Out here in Los Angeles, Hollywood specifically.

1:08.9

There's a group of people that want to get the Hollywood sign taken down because they live near the

1:15.6

Hollywood sign and there's too many fucking tourists. I just don't like that is going to be one of the most

1:23.1

fucked up things I've ever heard in my life. Like the whole city has to suffer. You know,

1:28.9

why you take down this iconic sign because you were dumb enough to buy a house next to a tourist

1:34.8

attraction. You fucking moron. I mean, why don't you just buy a house across from the fucking

1:42.0

magic castle, whatever the fuck they call it down there, a Disneyland and then get upset. You know,

1:47.0

we need to shut down Disneyland. There's too many people walking around with like Mickey Mouse

1:54.5

ears on. It's almost like I bought a house right across from fucking Disneyland. I could see if it was a

2:02.0

new like sent you bought the house that you know, all of a sudden they put this new fucking thing up

2:11.3

and you're like, whoa, whoa, hey, wait a minute. This was a quiet neighborhood when I bought the house,

2:17.5

this why I bought the house and all of a sudden there's all these fucking people.

2:24.1

People that that that fucking sign, it's like 80 something years old, right?

2:30.0

The fucking sign is probably as old as your house. I don't know what the problem is. Let me

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