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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-30-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.6

Flock in April 30th, 2018. What's going on? How are you?

0:15.0

I'm still sick.

0:20.2

I just, I've just, every time I start to get healthy, I travel again.

0:23.8

So I actually had to reschedule a gig something I've never, I don't,

0:28.4

I can't remember the last time I did that. So I just need to fucking stay home and I'm just

0:35.3

having coffin fits. I'm having an absolute fucking fit at night.

0:40.1

Like my throat sounds like this. I still got the sniffles and maybe I got a

0:47.4

bowl, you know? But I'm kind of alright. I cough a little bit during the day.

0:54.9

But the second I lay down at night, I also, my throat gets all dry and I just have this

1:01.0

coffin fit. Now I'm saying this to you guys because all of you now without medical

1:07.0

degrees are now leaping to your feet and you know exactly what's wrong with me and what

1:11.4

the cure is. And that's my favorite thing about being sick. I like to not go to doctors.

1:16.8

I like to talk to people who have talked to doctors or went on Web MD and then they fucking

1:22.3

diagnose me. So I just think I need to, I need to shut it down for a couple of fucking

1:30.2

days and not do anything. It's what I need to do. But I'm here for you. I'm doing the

1:34.7

fucking podcast. I want to thank everybody that came out to in hot Atlanta to the show

1:42.7

with the Fox theater. I know I sounded like shit, but I think I had a good show. And

1:51.8

then the next day, like an asshole rather than just being like, Bill, you sick, you know,

2:00.4

don't do the plan fun event and just go home and sleep it off. I couldn't lay off, man.

2:05.8

I went to the Taladega Super fucking speedway and I went to that NASCAR race out there, man.

2:12.6

And just had a great, great time legendary, legendary track. That's where they always have

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